no, not me

Sunday morning, celebrating my new fun, sleek, bitchin’ resume, I listened to 738 billion cover versions of what I always considered The Monkees’ “I’m Not Your Stepping Stone.” Fun is good.

For instance – Paul Revere and the Raiders; Minor Threat; The Sex Pistols; Peter Tork (solo); The Liverpool Five; The Merton Parkas; Cardboard Brains; The Electric Crayon Set; The W.C. Fields Memorial Electric String Band; The Rebounds; The Possums; The Flies; Teddy Robin and the Playboys; The Stillroven; The Trashmen; The Phantom Raiders; The Quiet Jungle; and, honoring the dues paid, The Monkees.

I did vacuum the apartment before all this.

Yeah, I know. I won’t find my name in your book of who’s who’s.